You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your Balance and fall over.
6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," And you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ."
And can't remember the rest.
And can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...***
1. You keep having to go home to pee.
No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.
8 comments:
Happy Halloween. Thanks for the laugh.
the number 1 reason (ha ha I just got that.) is the reason I stay home and hand out the candy...but then I worry about going #1 and the doorbell ringing while I'm in there.
Seniors would never go home to pea. The would feel entitled to use bathroom on their trick or treat route....except for the have dozen or so that would opt to water the foliage around you mail box.
hahaha! These are right up my alley, Lynn.
Thanks for the giggles.
Now I have to go see "Why Pets Hate Halloween"
Happy Halloween and pass the Snickers!
As long as there's free candy, you are never too old to trick or treat... c'mon now... FREE! Hello!
Marsha - Happy to oblige.
Renee - I have the same worry. And invariably, as I'm mid-stream, there is a knock at the door.
Patches - I think that you are right. They would feel entitled. Maybe it's the "not-quite seniors" who still have some sense of decorum.
Patti - Put these with your jokes, and David Letterman or Jay Leno will have their monologues.
Pam - We have lots of snickers here for the taking...my kids don't seem to like them.
Michele - Free candy is definitely good! It's the calories I could do without.
Thanks for making me laugh. Love the pet halloween costume photos as well.
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