In honor of Ralph, who was very creative in his last response to my Disneyland post...Here's a really clever groaner for you. I wish that I could say that I was clever enough to have created it, but I wasn't.
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsier that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
See if you have De Gaulle to tell this to someone... I posted it here because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.
Still waiting for the ballads grade...
About Me
- Lynn
- I'm a mom, the primary care giver for my elderly mother, and I work 24 hours/week. I'm tired. I need to sleep. That about sums it up.
Someday...
...I'll make time to recharge my batteries
Why I am so tired...
I"d Like To Thank The Academy...
10 comments:
Heheheh... love it! The scary thing is, I actually got it on the first try without actually having to reread it.... :D
That's terrible! You should be ashamed.
:)
Perfect! thanks for the smile.
I got this in an e-mail last week, so I got to groan twice. ;-)
It's actually cute.
How do you say "groan" in French???
gémissement
No words. *shaking head*
Michele - Good for you for getting this on the first read through:~)
Meno - It is terrible...isn't it:~)
Marshmlow - Thanks, and you're welcome.
Patti - I find it amazing how emails go from one side of this country to another and all over the world. Your husbands comment to me gave me the impetus to post this.
Joan - Groan (with a french accent?) I think Renee supplied you with the answer.
Renee - Yep.
Patches - I suppose shaking your head is the cat equivalent of a groan.
Oh dear gourd, no. Painfully clever indeed!
groooooan.
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